THE BUREAU OF EXCUSESA public service of dubious interest.
SMALL JOYS / 02

Always a good
bad excuse.

Something came up? No acting talent?
Our administration will take care
of your imagination.

01 / YOUR SITUATION
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Almost believableBeyond reality

Doubt is getting comfortable.

No serious paperwork was harmed.

FILE NO. 0042WORK
UNFORESEEN EVENT CERTIFICATE

I can’t come in to work: my cat fell asleep on me. Feline law strictly forbids any movement.

With highly relative sincerity.
NONSENSE INDEX60%Entirely made-up metric.
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